The invention provides psychedelic pseudo-decorative surface coating. The psychedelic pseudo-decorative surface coating comprises base material water, aids, functional fillers and water-based resin, wherein the aids comprises preservative, a dispersing agent, a defoaming agent, propylene glycol, a film-forming agent, an anti-contamination aid and a thickening agent; the functional fillers compriseceramic silicon carbonate, ferrite magnetic powder, ferric oxide inorganic pigment, chlorophyll, hollow ceramic microbeads, aluminum plating powder and silicon dioxide; and the water-based resin comprises one or two of silicone acrylic emulsion, fluorocarbon emulsion, pure acrylic emulsion, polyurethane emulsion, epoxy resin, acrylic acid emulsion, alkyd resin and phenolic resin. In the technicalscheme of the invention, all the raw materials are environmentally friendly and are water-soluble environment-friendly raw materials. The psychedelic pseudo-decorative surface coating has non-toxic,odorless and environment-friendly effects; and the product has multiple functions of realizing reflective insulation, resisting dirt and weather, enhancing visible light near infrared radar magnetic wave detective psychedelic illusion, pretending blindage, realizing floating cloud psychedelic illusion, resisting ultraviolet rays, protecting bottom color paint, prolonging service life and the like.